Halloween Haunts: A Modest Defense of “Trick or Treating” by Darius Jones
Halloween Haunts: A Modest Defense of “Trick or Treating” by Darius Jones By now, my Fellow Americans, I’m certain that many of you are aware of a fast-moving pestilence sweeping the land. A corrupting tendency, most un-American, among many of our fellow citizens. An unhallowed abomination slowly lurching across the land… Trunk or Treat. The concept that, instead of going to a stranger’s home and asking them for candy, our children should instead meet at sterile, pre-arranged tailgates (usually featuring extremely weak Halloween signage) to politely request candy from a pre-approved, vetted group of adults. Now normally, I have no…



