HALLOWEEN HAUNTS: DEMS DA RULES BY MARK MATTHEWS
HALLOWEEN HAUNTS: Dems Da Rules By Mark Matthews True Story—Cross my heart and swear to Zeus: I used to, as a child, go to my neighbors’ houses and ask for candy. No, not on Halloween. I’d go at random times, any day of the week, but mostly in summer. I’d jump up on their porch, knock on the door, and if someone answered, I’d muster the sweetest voice I could and ask; “Do you have any candy?” They usually delivered. True story—I tried this a few times naked. I have no memory of this, but apparently, at five…


















