Halloween Haunts 2013: Halloween Should Be Banned by Mick Simms
Halloween should be banned. Hold on that’s not my opinion. There’s a government agency in the UK called Department 18 and they want our fun curtailed, even stopped. We overheard this conversation— “What’s this? The start of the apocalypse?” Simon Crozier, Director-in-Chief of Department 18, looked up from the bundles of files on his desk as Harry Bailey entered his office. “Don’t joke,” he said. “Bloody Halloween. Every year’s the same.” “I’m surprised you don’t try to get it banned,” Harry said cheerily as flopped down in the chair across the desk from his boss. “I would if I could.…


