David Lucarelli

I'm a haunted house connoisseur. Over the years since I was a kid, I've gleefully gone to all the  various haunted houses that appear every Halloween. There have been a few close calls. I remember once catching a full length mirror that threatened to fall over on the people coming through the maze directly behind me. The incident caused the Ghoul in front of me to break character and mutter under his breath to me, “Thanks.” But of all the haunted houses I've ever been to, only one actually threatened my life.  I was on the 8th grade field trip…