Halloween is about scaring the crap out of kids and then giving them sugar. Tricks. Treats. Making little lions and Spidermen and pirates and kittens happy while giving them nightmares. It’s my favorite holiday.
This year we’ve moved, but last year and for the ten years before that, we were a little insane about Halloween at our house. Here’s how it went:
We start early with the silhouette of the pregnant lady stabbing her unsuspecting husband as he reads. Maybe he should have gone to the store to get pickles and ice cream after all.
Then we raise the home-made …