Interpreted By Naching T. Kassa
Greetings, HWA faithful, and welcome to the Horror Watch!
Watchung has finally recovered from his traumatic experience at Bob’s Burger Bar and Convention Center. While on walkabout, he met a wonderful pumpkin guru called Nickelwise. This wise squash is a wonderful mentor, and his teachings have allowed Watchung to channel his fear and anger into new productivity. He’ll have exciting news for you in the coming months.
For now, he remains in Nickelwise’s sewer apartments practicing pumpkin yoga and frightening small children with paper boats.
He will return next month with all-new horror news.
Watchung would like to remind you of two things. First, no entertainment, not even video games, could exist without writers. And, second, if there’s horror news out there, Watchung is watching!