Halloween Haunts: The Gift of Fear by Rebecca Cantrell aka Bekka Black
Halloween is about scaring the crap out of kids and then giving them sugar. Tricks. Treats. Making little lions and Spidermen and pirates and kittens happy while giving them nightmares. It’s my favorite holiday.
This year we’ve moved, but last year and for the ten years before that, we were a little insane about Halloween at our house. Here’s how it went:
We start early with the silhouette of the pregnant lady stabbing her unsuspecting husband as he reads. Maybe he should have gone to the store to get pickles and ice cream after all.
Then we raise the home-made vampire head and teeth to the top of the palm tree at the end of the driveway. Kids walking dogs stop by while we’e hanging it, asking what we’d be doing for Halloween this year.
We say, “Nothing special.” And they pull their dogs closer to their legs and grin.
The real stuff comes out Halloween day, so they can’t see where it’s set up or how it works. Adds to the scream factor. I’m the nice one, but my husband is gleefully unapologetic about terrifying kids and handy enough with tools and ropes and pulleys to do it. My son is firmly in his camp.
The path up to our house has been dubbed “The Walk of Doom.” It’s viewed as a rite of passage by the neighborhood kids. Some stand across the street, shake their heads, and won’t come closer. I run candy over to them (being the nice one). We’ve lived in the house for ten years, and every year since the first at least one kid makes it to the door and tells my husband proudly, “Last year I was too scared to come up here.”
The Walk of Doom starts when you walk past the motion detector and trigger the angry snake that flaps and hisses. Those are the first screams. They set the stage.
Then the worried kids (and parents) walk past the crime scene tape, spare a quick glance for the vampire face hanging from the palm tree, mutter about the fog swirling up from the fog machines, and make their way down the tombstone-littered grass to the beckoning front door.
Sometimes, they’re attacked by Torcorc, Bringer of Death. His picture’s over there on the side. He won us a free pool party for ten, so we’re fond of him. He’s an acquired taste.
Sometimes the kids make it all the way down to the middle of the lawn before we drop screaming wraiths on their heads. The wraiths bring on the sweetest screams, followed by laughs and, at least twice a year, the comment, “Dude, you scream like a girl.”
When they get the candy, they thank us. I think it’s because they’re polite, my husband thinks it’s because they don’t want us to drop anything more on their heads. He might be right, as sometimes they drop to their bellies after and combat crawl up the lawn.
At about nine o’clock we pack it all up and hide it back away for another year.
They say Christmas is about giving, and it is, but for us the sweetest gifts we give all year are the screams of fear and joy and handfuls of candy rewards.
This year, we won’t have that kind of Halloween. Any ideas on things I can do in Germany to chase away the no-Halloween blues? I’m going to have a disappointed husband and kid on my hands. There isn’t enough candy in the world to fill the hole.
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Rebecca Cantrell writes the award-winning Hannah Vogel mystery series set in 1930s Berlin, which is scary in a far too realistic way. Horror readers know her as Bekka Black, author of the iMonsters series—retellings of classic horror novels in the language of today, using only text messages, tweets, web browsers, and voice mail messages—including iDrakula and iFrankenstein. And you might get to know her through her upcoming gothic thriller penned with James Rollins—The Blood Gospel (preceded by a Halloween short story called City of Screams).